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The river has rapids

I have said that navigating this cancer adventure is like walking through a dark forest or riding down a river, both are true and are...

Damn it! I wish I could poop!

Constipation is even more uncomfortable when your butt is on the front. It's been a full two days of no action (so far) and I feel the...

Stable yet maybe not for long…

I took half of an Ativan before my oncology appointment, which I do not normally do but since this backslide has hit me in an extra...

Well…Shit.

I had a CT exam yesterday and decided to record my thoughts on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnScDiNAQhI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=...

Fever New Year!

What would a new year be for me without a fever?🙄 I feel it would be pretty great but time will tell if that ever happens. Maybe this...

Gettin’ it from behind.

Face down, ass up is not the way I like people to have conversations about me or more specifically the wounds in my gluteal region. I go...

Don’t shit where you eat.

It's easier to do what I say in the title of this blog post if you have an ostomy, at least it's contained. Get togethers around the...

Ho, ho, ho…

My dog Cooper hasn't let me dress him up in years but it's cold today and his usual attempts to thwart me have seemed to disappear. I...

Not so bad.

As I slowly peel away the "mehs" and "blahs" of the last couple weeks I have had some lowered volume festive moments. I even made cookies...

Heavy

It feels heavy these days and I am dragging a bit, though I do feel better than I did last week. There seems to be a collective feeling...

That time I had a volcano on my ass

Last week was not great. I felt crappy, constipated and fevery. The other day my right butt cheek felt tender but I blamed Pilates and my...

Another day, another lab result.

"Your white blood cells are high! Why?!" My oncologist asks me, eyes wide over her mask. She has asked me this before, the last time was...

Home holidazed

We ate mashed potatoes and turkey, visited with family, played some music and walked on the Astoria riverfront. We spent 5 days at a home...

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