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The Spicy Wave Hits San Francisco Part Two: Air Guitar Unhinged
Photo courtesy of Lenny Gotter. Four years ago, our friend Jacque came to visit from Chicago. During her stay, she and Kara started talking about a new routine for her air guitar persona, Jessie Spandex. The character was inspired by caffeine-pill-popping overachiever Jessie Spano—played by Elizabeth Berkley in the '90s teen sitcom Saved by the Bell . Berkley later became famous as Vegas dancer Nomi Malone in the notorious camp classic Showgirls. By the end of her visit, Jacq

Kara Muir
Oct 8, 20256 min read


The Spicy Wave Hits San Francisco Part One: I Get to Choose My Wife's Award Winner
KIDDING! Kara never won the national title. This was taken IN CASE she won the national title. U.S. Air Guitar National Championships, Nashville, Tennessee, 2019. Photo courtesy of Kyle Payton. I wouldn't have missed the U.S. Air Guitar finals in San Francisco this year. But knowing I'd get to watch someone win Kara's award up close and personal made it even more enticing. Not only that, but the filmmakers I've been working with, Adam and Bethany, decided at the last minute

Kara Muir
Aug 22, 20256 min read


I'm Teasing This Sucker Even if It Breaks Me
Photo courtesy of J. Levinson for blog promotional use only. This weekend, I will be landing in San Francisco, Calif., for the U.S. Air...

Kara Muir
Jul 22, 20253 min read


Hallmark, You Suck! The Holiday Hangover Edition
"Last Christmas" with my baby, 2022 The First Christmas After the Last Christmas For those mourning a loved one during the holidays I had...

Kara Muir
Dec 28, 20244 min read


To Finland and Beyond: A Love Story
"I hope I don't cheapen it by saying it so much but I do love you and want you to get through this too. We walk through the dark forest...

Kara Muir
Sep 6, 20247 min read


Portrait of the Artist as a Sparkling Unicorn Warrior With a Very Special Bonus!
Note: Please don't jump to the bottom, but read straight through... for a Very Special Bonus from the Queen of Sparkle! Two Thursdays...

Kara Muir
Aug 3, 20247 min read


Kara's Star Wars Drunk History Episode... UNCUT!
Hello, everyone! In the midst of a brief hiatus, I am back on Kara's blog to celebrate May 4, the informal holiday that commemorates the...

Kara Muir
May 4, 20241 min read


Way Back Machine Activate: The last day and Fight Like a Girl
As of today it's been six months since Kara sparkled on. It even happened on the same day: A Thursday. With the help of her mushroom...

Kara Muir
Mar 15, 20243 min read


Plans for a Dead Girl Superstar
(Yes, that is a Rob Zombie reference) Plans... Professional video from the Sparkle Celebration is on the way. I am pondering how to make...

Kara Muir
Feb 6, 20242 min read


Way Back Machine Activate: We Can Rock'N'Roll Together!
It's true, we CAN rock 'n 'roll together, and Kara would love it if we did! Seriously, if you have a special place in your heart for the...

Kara Muir
Jan 10, 20241 min read


Way Back Machine Activate: Form of a Sparkling Christmas Picante-corn!
Cancer journey co-pilot's log star date 12/22/23. This is my first Christmastime without my co-pilot riding beside me in the captain's...

Kara Muir
Dec 22, 20232 min read
Warning! Impending emo post: I am lost, can someone come find me?
l love air guitar. I enjoy the silliness and the creativity that it brings out in adults as well as myself who I guess can be considered...

Kara Muir
May 25, 20213 min read


Well, I did it!
I had to shoot a second video for the air guitar competition that is happening this Saturday on the US Air Guitar channel on Twitch at...

Kara Muir
May 13, 20212 min read
A Twisted Twist
I had a feeling when my nurse couldn’t flush the line to my port before she attached the chemotherapy pump that I would be back 😳 “Well,...

Kara Muir
Mar 18, 20212 min read


Who knew that stage 4 cancer, chemo and an impending AARP membership would give such an advantage?!
In case you are wondering I did not win the first ever online sanctioned US Air Guitar competition that happened last Saturday but I did...

Kara Muir
Jul 27, 20203 min read


The world is on fire so why not enter an online air guitar competition?
Once again I wrote a huge chunk of blog post and it completely disappeared, ha! Maybe the universe was telling me that I needed to start...

Kara Muir
Jul 20, 20202 min read
A dash of creativity with a sprinkle of cancer
I just finished my 60 second air guitar edit yesterday and I really like it! Than again I always like my air guitar edits and even take...

Kara Muir
Feb 27, 20202 min read


Ellen DeGeneres, SEND ME TO FINLAND!
Four years ago, a pair of angels disguised as my clients paid for three years of massage so that Charles and I could go the World Air...

Kara Muir
Dec 30, 20193 min read


My air guitar super talent? I give good face. Cue Madonna and strike a pose.
At its best, air guitar is performance art. At its worst... well, at least it's sixty seconds. Better than an ironic, off-key karaoke...

Kara Muir
Nov 18, 20191 min read


Don't be afraid of the dark...Embrace it.
Me as a cross roads demon. A kiss for your soul? I grew up in turmoil. The chaos stretched and twisted around me like a boa constrictor,...

Kara Muir
Nov 12, 20193 min read

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Picante | U.S.Air Guitar Qualifier 2013, Portland, OR

US Air Guitar 2014 Dark Horse - Kara Picante

Portland US Air Guitar 2014 pre-show

Kara Picante at the U.S. Air Guitar Portland Regional in 2011

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