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Ass dragging mo fo

I have been sleeping a lot again...Well, at least throughout the day. Nighttime is when my mind gets busy, Do baby's think? Until next...

One crawl at a time

I had a massage client who was an Iron Man Athlete. During one of the competitions this person suffered a major injury that would lead to...

Gassy yet classy

Pressure comes in all flavors and I will say gas pressure is THE worst. I have been experiencing abdominal pressure since the hospital....

Groundhog life

It feels like I am in a loop right now. Though things are getting incrementally better it's taking so long to get to that point where...

Rolling with the ick

I have decided to embrace my grossness, my only other choice is to curl into a ball and pretend I don't exist. I still do not have a...

Confusion

I wake up not knowing what's going on, it's mildly terrifying. My husband looking at me in that way that that punctuates the situation....

Dropping the ball

Due to feeling like crap I seem to have forgotten how to follow through on my blog commitments. Dealing with 50lbs of water weight has...

Sorry….🙄

Once again I am late on my obligations of keeping you all apprised of my situation. Also...😬 I forgot about this again and ate a big fat...

Hi, it’s me.

I cannot say that I am 💯 but I am alive and that's a real accomplishment...I mean seriously. For some reason my body has become a sponge...

Notes from the Sick Bay

Cancer journey co-pilot's log star date 7.3.23. The patient continues to struggle. Intense discomfort from excessive fluid retention,...

The Picante Pupation Project

Cancer journey co-pilot's log 6.26.23. Operation: Get Kara Home is complete after eleven brutal days at the hospital. Status report: She...

The possibility of home and other wild hopes

Cancer journey co-pilot's log star date 6.22.23. Last week, the day after my birthday, when I watched the EMTs transfer Kara from our...

The spark

Cancer journey co-pilot's log star date 6.19.23. Kara continues to improve in minute increments. It is possible she will be discharged by...

A prayer for Picante

Cancer journey co-pilot's log star date 6.16.23. "Fuck." This is what Kara told me to say in today's blog post. And fuck is right. She...

One of those days

Breathing is so important, I know that is an obvious statement but I have been having issues for the last few days. I have been so weak,...

Foregone conclusion

“One day it will be that time to make THOSE decisions.” Said the nurse practitioner with a meaningful look, who was seeing me instead of...

I am the ocean

I just went off of steroids last Friday yet I woke up with a huge puffy face and my neck so swelled up it was a bit challenging to...

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