Kara MuirDec 31, 20193 minEllen DeGeneres, SEND ME TO FINLAND!Four years ago, a pair of angels disguised as my clients paid for three years of massage so that Charles and I could go the World Air...
Kara MuirNov 26, 20193 minThe gateway drug...and RuPaulAs my idol RuPaul says: "If you can't love yourself, how the hell can you love anyone else?" While I'm all about this, I think...
Kara MuirNov 22, 20194 minWay Back Machine Activate: A couple of REALLY horrible days...Over the years, I have played a part in the care of several family members who suffered from cancer. To top it off, I am a service...
Kara MuirNov 19, 20191 minMy air guitar super talent? I give good face. Cue Madonna and strike a pose.At its best, air guitar is performance art. At its worst... well, at least it's sixty seconds. Better than an ironic, off-key karaoke...
Kara MuirNov 15, 20193 minWay Back Machine Activate: The Diagnosis...Cue the organ music with a side of sad trombone..Dun dunnHappy Anniversary Colonoscopy: May 20, 2019. The thirtieth anniversary of our first date. After a grueling night of colonoscopy prep,...
Kara MuirNov 12, 20193 minDon't be afraid of the dark...Embrace it.I grew up in turmoil. The chaos stretched and twisted around me like a boa constrictor, tightening and gripping, clinging to me...
Kara MuirNov 8, 20192 minWay Back Machine Activate! The Mess to Clean UpA look back: At one point while she was dying, my mother told me I would have a mess to clean up after her death. I didn’t foresee that...
Kara MuirNov 5, 20192 minHoly Crap, I Am Blogging...Now What?! First Portland Regional Competition 2010